My daughter has a serious case of teenage rebellion. She is drawn to the forbidden, the off-limits, the enticing world of put-it-down-don't-do-that-get-that-out-of-your-mouth. (It's a real place, in case you didn't know). What interests her most? How about the one and only toy in the house that isn't hers: Dexter's beloved Beaney Baby carcass. Gross and disgusting, this cat has seen
better days. Its bean bag guts no longer exist, and its cataract eyes are scratched beyond belief. This is Dexter's one true love. And that apparently makes Anna want it that much more. She's taken over his house, his parents and now...Victim #2: Junior. Yes, poor Junior. She loves him. Well, mostly his tail, his hair and his legs--all of which must taste like gum drops. Kryptonite is no match for Anna Faith. Victim #3: The living room fireplace. Inanimate? Yes, but a victim nonetheless. Her eye is always on the prize of the Stone Fortress and its corner brick. A teething ring is no match for my baby girl. Hopefully, the brick and mortar won't fight back anytime soon. She's as fast as lightning and very persistent...She's determined. Cute. Lovable. And did I say determined?
better days. Its bean bag guts no longer exist, and its cataract eyes are scratched beyond belief. This is Dexter's one true love. And that apparently makes Anna want it that much more. She's taken over his house, his parents and now...Victim #2: Junior. Yes, poor Junior. She loves him. Well, mostly his tail, his hair and his legs--all of which must taste like gum drops. Kryptonite is no match for Anna Faith. Victim #3: The living room fireplace. Inanimate? Yes, but a victim nonetheless. Her eye is always on the prize of the Stone Fortress and its corner brick. A teething ring is no match for my baby girl. Hopefully, the brick and mortar won't fight back anytime soon. She's as fast as lightning and very persistent...She's determined. Cute. Lovable. And did I say determined?
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